Note: I usually try to keep this blog classy and PG rated, but obviously a few of these group exhibit, uh, some of the stronger passions of college football fans. Keep in mind all these groups are actual facebook groups (you can;'t make stuff up as good as this), and I'm not endorsing any of them. So basically, I don't want to get the CFR treatment and have a million screaming 'Bama fans telling me how much of an idiot I am.
Akron: Akron will be national champs: Cause Gary "Pride of Colerain" II
Alabama: Alabama Football is the main reason why I drink...
Arizona State: I (Strongly dislike) Rudy Carpenter
Arkansas: Houston Nutt wont let me play football so im telling my momma
Army: Army Football Owns You
Auburn: The Tommy Tuberville Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
Baylor: Baylor uses facebook to recruit people to attend home football games.
Boise State: Chris Myers ruined Ian Johnson's marriage proposal
BYU: 33-31 + 85-62= THRASHING UTAH = BYU MWC CHAMPS!
Cal: If I were an oak tree I'd die for Cal Football.
Central Michigan: If this group hits 1,500, I will streak at the WMU vs. CMU football game!
Clemson: Boycott SportsCenter for Their Incredulous Reporting of Clemson Football
Colorado: Go Play Intramurals Brutha.....
UConn: Connecticut, it's almost a rectangle (not actually about football)
Duke: Duke Football (I'm feeling a win this year!)
East Carolina: Dowdy-Ficklen Fanatics
Eastern Michigan: I'm glad i'm NOT a Michigan State football fan
Florida: Guns Don't Kill People, Tim Tebow Does
Florida International: Dis is 4 all the Hurricane fans that think FIU started and loss the fight
Florida State: FSU dropped Jeff Bowden like the IAU dropped Pluto
Fresno State: Reggie Bush is an alien disguised as an inexplicably good football player
Georgia Tech: Reggie Ball Sucks at Football.
Indiana: RIP Coach Hep... You will be missed
Iowa State: COME ON TODD IS OPEN!
Iowa: Adam Shada for Heisman
Kansas State: Chuck Norris couldn't stop Josh Freeman
Louisville: There's Good, and then there's Brian Brohm Good
Maryland: Ralph Friedgen's Fat Club
Michigan:Chad Henne Listens to Coldplay
Minnesota: NDSU victorious over Minnesota
Mississippi: 2007 REBELS: 6-6 or FIRE O!
Missouri: Chase Daniel is the white Brad
Navy: Making Tackles: Greg Sudderth can't do it (started by teammate and friend Greg Thrasher, who seems to spend way too much time on the Internet)
North Carolina: JOE DAILEY SUCKS!!! GO BACK TO NEBRASKA
Notre Dame: I Would Let Tom Zbikowski Punch Me in the Face
Oklahoma: I want Rhett Bomar's old job at Big Red Sports/Imports
Penn State: I will give JoePa any body part so he can walk the sidelines
Pitt: Fans of Dave Wannstedts mustache ( the Wannstache)
Purdue: Destination Curtis Painter: 5000 Yards!!!!
Rutgers: Rutgers Football is the only thing going for NJ
South Carolina: Steve Spurrier was a dick...now he's a Cock!
South Florida: Pat White? Brian Brohm? F that, Matt Grothe!
Texas: Colt McCoy drinks a 1/2 gallon of milk a day AND SAVED A MAN'S LIFE.
Texas A&M: Mark Dodge: The Unsung Hero
Texas Tech: I could have gone to Texas Tech...but I already have a high school diploma.
Tenneesse: Down with the big orange pumpkin
USC: Its not USC I hate.. its more Pete Carroll
Vanderbilt: Fumbles, Bumbles, Stumbles: THIS Is Vanderbilt Football!
Virginia Tech: "Enter Sandman" is the BEST college football entrance.
Wake Forest: UNC fans have nothing better to do than make hate-wake facebook groups
Washington: The Opponent's Special Teams Are Actually "Special", The Huskies Still Lost
West Virginia: Pat White TV Growl = best ESPN moment ever...
Wisconsin: WISCONSIN FOOTBALL--- WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL BOOZE
Wyoming: Karsten Sween For Heisman 2007, 2008, 2009